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It’s Not Paranoia If They Are After Our Kids

It’s Not Paranoia If They Are After Our Kids

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Because protecting our kids isn’t paranoia — it’s responsibility.

This design was built for the everyday protector: moms, dads, guardians, and anyone who refuses to ignore what’s happening in the world. Bold, clean, and unapologetic — this shirt speaks before you ever say a word.

✅ Why Customers Love It

  • Bold, high-contrast design

  • Makes a strong statement without saying a word

  • Fits any patriot, parent defender, or everyday protector

  • Perfect for rallies, range days, school meetings, or everyday wear

  • Comfortable and durable for daily carry / EDC lifestyle

  • Pairs well with hoodies, vests, and jackets

✅ Premium Quality (Bella + Canvas 3001 Recommended)

  • Super soft 100% combed ring-spun cotton

  • Retail fit (not boxy, not slim)

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Tear-away label

  • Long-lasting DTG print

✅ Available Colors

  • Black

  • Military Green

  • Dark Heather

  • Navy (optional)

✅ Available Sizes

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

✅ Perfect For:

  • EDC community

  • Gun owners & concealed carriers

  • Moms & dads who protect their own

  • Patriot lifestyle

  • Everyday citizens with a backbone

  • Gifts for fathers, mothers, protectors, and first responders

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stretch resistance
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting fit
- DTF/DTG printed chest and sleeves for crisp, durable lettering
- Tear-away label; REACH certified; sourced blank from Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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