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It’s Not Paranoia If They Are After Our Kids
It’s Not Paranoia If They Are After Our Kids
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Because protecting our kids isn’t paranoia — it’s responsibility.
This design was built for the everyday protector: moms, dads, guardians, and anyone who refuses to ignore what’s happening in the world. Bold, clean, and unapologetic — this shirt speaks before you ever say a word.
✅ Why Customers Love It
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Bold, high-contrast design
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Makes a strong statement without saying a word
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Fits any patriot, parent defender, or everyday protector
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Perfect for rallies, range days, school meetings, or everyday wear
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Comfortable and durable for daily carry / EDC lifestyle
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Pairs well with hoodies, vests, and jackets
✅ Premium Quality (Bella + Canvas 3001 Recommended)
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Super soft 100% combed ring-spun cotton
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Retail fit (not boxy, not slim)
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Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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Tear-away label
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Long-lasting DTG print
✅ Available Colors
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Black
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Military Green
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Dark Heather
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Navy (optional)
✅ Available Sizes
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
✅ Perfect For:
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EDC community
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Gun owners & concealed carriers
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Moms & dads who protect their own
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Patriot lifestyle
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Everyday citizens with a backbone
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Gifts for fathers, mothers, protectors, and first responders
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stretch resistance
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting fit
- DTF/DTG printed chest and sleeves for crisp, durable lettering
- Tear-away label; REACH certified; sourced blank from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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